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008113.htmlOnline Dating -- Yay or Nay? by Chandrasana Ardha
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003890.htmlHow to Get That Writing Mood Going by Leo N.
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001796.htmlHow to Pick Up at the Bar by Darren Tanguay
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001737.htmlEulogy to a Little Red Tercel by Leo N.
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001227.htmlYou Know Youre Getting Old When by Leo N.
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000421.htmlBeing Misquoted by Jester
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