Theres A Hole in the Space/Time Continuum

Written by Jester

There's a hole in the Space/Time Continuum
Dear Liza, dear Liza.
There's a hole in the Space/Time Continuum
Dear Liza, dear Liza.
There's a hole in the Space/Time Continuum, dear Liza,
A hole.

Well, plug it
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
Well, plug it,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
Well, plug it, dear Henry,
Plug it.

With what should I plug it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what should I plug it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what should I plug it, dear Liza,
With what?

With a Klein sphere,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
With a Klein sphere,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
With a Klein sphere, dear Henry,
A Klein sphere.

With what should I power the Klein sphere,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what should I power the Klein sphere,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what should I power the Klein sphere, dear Liza,
With what?

With a controlled matter/anti-matter reaction,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
With a controlled matter/anti-matter reaction,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
With a controlled matter/anti-matter reaction, dear Henry.
A controlled matter/anti-matter reaction.

With what should I contain the anti-matter,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what should I contain the anti-matter,
Dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I contain the anti-matter, dear Liza,
With what? Hmm?

With a magnetic field,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
With a magnetic field,
Dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a magnetic field, dear Henry,
A magnetic field.

Okay, but...
With what should I control the reaction,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what should I control the reaction,
Dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I control the reaction, dear Liza,
With what?

With a quantum subharmonic energy-flux discriminator,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
With a quantum subharmonic energy-flux discriminator,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
With a quantum subharmonic energy-flux discriminator, dear
Henry,
With a quantum subharmonic what I just said.

Then,
Where shall I get the anti-matter,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
Where shall I get the anti-matter,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
Then where shall I get the anti-matter, dear Liza,
Where?

Oh God.
The rift at Ceti Alpha II,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
The rift at Ceti Alpha II,
Dear Henry, Dear Henry.
The rift at Ceti Alpha II, dear Henry,
The rift!

Okay, fine. But...
How shall I get to Ceti Alpha II,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
How shall I get to Ceti Alpha II,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
How shall I get to Ceti Alpha II, dear Liza?
How?

Oh for Christ's sake, Gomer...
Take the SS Lexington,
Dear Henry, dear Gomer.
Take the SS Lexington,
Dear Henry, dear Gomer.
Take the fucking SS Lexington, dear Henry, Take it!

The SS Lexington was destroyed by the Krellan Empire,
Dear Liza, dear Liza.
The SS Lexington was destroyed by the Krellan Empire,
Dear Liza, dear Liza.
The SS Lexington was destroyed by the Krellan Empire, dear
Liza,
Destroyed.

Then take the SS Coventry,NCA-2034-A,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
Then take the SS Coventry, NCA-2034-A,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
Then take the SS Coventry, NCA-2034-A, dear Henry,
Take it and bugger off!

But...
The Coventry was destroyed by a freak tarrion interphasic
plasma storm,
Dear Liza, dear Liza.
The Coventry was destroyed by a freak tarrion interphasic-

All right, shut up, I get the picture.
Then take the Time Displacement Device and go through the
Space/Time Continuum,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
Then take the Time Displacement Device and go through the
Space/Time Continuum,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
Then take the Time Displacement Device and go through the
Space/Time Continuum, dear Henry.
Just go!

Uhm...But...
There's a hole in the Space/Time Continuum
Dear Liza, dear Liza.
There's a hole in the Space/Time Continuum
Dear Liza, dear Liza.
There's a hole in the Space/Time Continuum, dear Liza,
A hole.

PREEEOOOWFUZZIZINT...*THUD*

What a senseless waste of human life,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
What a senseless waste of human life,
Dear Henry, dear Henry.
What a senseless waste of human life, dear Henry,
Burn in Hell.

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