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Currently: Wacky and Creative iPhone Cases
posted on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 13:00 EST

Latest article: Really boring books (You have to read anyway): Silmarillion
written by David Dylan

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Wacky and Creative iPhone Cases

With nearly 50 million iPhones sold to date, there are hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of iPhone cases that have been created. This article compiles some of the most creative ones, but also a few of the wackiest and most unusal iPhone cases that we have ever seen.

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Categories: Culture, Telephone

You Can Now Buy Your Own Jetpack

Although we are all disappointed that the 21st Century didn't deliver on those flying cars, the Martin Jetpack now comes to the rescue. Conveniently priced at only $86,000, this jetpack will deliver 30 minutes of flight thanks to its two powerful fans strapped to your back. Just don't look down.

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Categories: Technology

Car-puccino: 56 Espressos per Mile

A team from the BBC1 science programme Bang Goes the Theory has unveiled a car that runs on coffee. Christened as Car-puccino, the car is actually a modified version of a 1988 Volkswagen Scirocco. The running cost of the vehicle has been estimated at between 25 and 50 times the cost of running a car on petrol.

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Categories: Driving, Technology

Toyota Simulator

If you don't own a Toyota and want to know what it is like to be trapped in a car with a stuck accelerator, travelling at speeds in the vicinity of 150 kilometres per hour, wait no longer and try the Toyota Simulator.

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Categories: Driving

The Devil is in the Vatican

According to Father Gabriele Amorth, who has been the Vatican's chief exorcist for 25 years and says he has dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession, the sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church are proof that that "the Devil is at work inside the Vatican".

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Categories: Religion

The Average Twitter User

Mashable reports on a new study from security firm Barracuda Labs, which provides some interesting insights into the state of the Twitterverse. Unfortunately for the microblogging startup, the stats say that only 21% of Twitter users are active users.

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Categories: Twitter

Steve Job's Radical Trust Fail Whale

Enhanced Hearing with the Earshell

Safety Issues Loom as Humanoid Invasion Approaches

When Canadians All Pee At The Same Time

WiFi for the Passive Aggressive

News Archive

As It Is:

Really boring books (You have to read anyway): Silmarillion

There are some books that will bore you to tears. Books that are a waste of time just sitting there on the shelf. But you have to read them, because they are relevant, or because they help you understand things, or because just because. This series of articles looks at some of these books. This instalment: Silmarillion

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Categories: Literature

Something important: The Internet, a rant

Cheap computers, readily available broadband and increasingly easier to use interfaces also means the experience has become more and more instant. There is no learning curve, no sense of being 'new' and the humility that brings. Frankly, without wanting to sound hateful, it also means the bar has been lowered beyond a point where people we wouldn't invite to a party can now join in without restriction or buffer to help them, or force them, to spend time to adapt to their new surroundings.

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Categories: Internet

Really boring books (You have to read anyway): Anne Frank's diary

There are some books that will bore you to tears. Books that are a waste of time just sitting there on the shelf. But you have to read them, because they are relevant, or because they help you understand things, or because just because. This series of articles looks at some of these books. This instalment: Anne Frank's diary.

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Categories: Literature

How to Get That Writing Mood Going

I began to complain lately that I hadn't done any writing. It's true, I haven't. But the problem was not just a matter of having writer's block or that I couldn't figure what to write. After a long day, sitting in front of a computer and trying to write something was the last thing on my mind. And so no writing got done because it was far easier to just complain about it. It's kind of like complaining that you never win the lottery when you never actually go out and buy a ticket. Here's what I'm doing about it to change that.

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Categories: HowTo, Writer's Block, Writing

A dragon in Photoshop

I play Dungeons & Dragons. I admit it. I love it. Besides; it was my love of games and my interaction with the game's inventor (Gary Gygax, RIP old bear), whom I was proud to call a friend for a while, that made me go into multi-media. This week (and the week before, and the week before...) my group couldn't get together. So, instead I played with Photoshop. The result is rather D&D-ish... but I like it.

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Categories: Art, HowTo

Basil Baxter writes to Santa

First and foremost, Basil Baxter (who Loves You) wishes to address some personal grievances. Basil Baxter (who Loves You) has noted with mounting displeasure that, despite claims to the contrary by your extensive PR department, you apparently do not, in fact, read all letters sent to you.

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Categories: Death

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Romance

So I'm on the subway the other day and I see the most beautiful girl I've ever seen--so I follow her. Sure she's not going to my stop, but what do I care? This is the most beautiful person I've ever seen, this is my destiny. I can feel it.

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