10. Can no longer get away with using the word suck to describe things that suck.
9. No excuse for believing that wrestling is real.
8. Surfing the net for porn just isn't quite as fun when it's legal in all 50 states.
7. It's officially illegal for me to be attracted to Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
6. I've survived, and remember, a time when Bob Ucker had a hit primetime sitcom.
5. Oldest non-senior citizen working the front line at McD's.
4. That attraction to Catholic girls in kilts is becoming a little suspect.
3. No longer see the comedic genius in Andrew Dice Clay's earlier work.
2. That killer Alf impression doesn't go over well at parties anymore.
1. Held a Sweet 22 Party, but no one showed up.