News bites from the Future

Written by capnasty

April 17, 2027

ROCHESTER (Reuters) -- In a press conference, the Mayo clinic announced that a team of researchers has successfully thawed a cryogenically frozen human being and brought him back to life. Representatives from Alcor Corporation, which specializes in cryogenics, were present to tell next of kin and descendants of people they had froze that their loved ones will be with them shortly.

Meanwhile, the Walt Disney Company is assembling all their youngest and most healthy male employees to determine whose body will complement the head of founder Walter Disney who died and had his head frozen in 1966.