You Know Youre Getting Old When - Written by Leo N.

A series of things happened recently that made me mildly aware that something called ageing has been happening. To start off, my body doesn't seem to be as flexible as it used to be.

Nov 17, 2003 - 4 min read

Matrix Convolutions: A Review or A Great Way to be Masturbated on for Two Hours - Written by John Iadipaolo

As most of you know, Matrix Revolutions was recently released. While still a substantial franchise and a guaranteed blockbuster besides, it's undeniable that the phenomenon of all things Matrix has lost considerable steam over the past seven months.

Nov 17, 2003 - 4 min read

Story Time - Written by Smitty-boy

I read a story by John Gardiner a little (or long depending on when you read this) while ago, and decided I should try to write another one.

Oct 20, 2003 - 6 min read

Jackie Chan made me Cry - Written by Rolo

Movies are never meant to be more than one thing. The same can be said for a vehicles tires. Tires are able to help a car accelerate, brake or turn.

Oct 20, 2003 - 5 min read

I Hate The Man In Salesman - Written by Richard Campbell

Friday I sent out a barrage of applications for jobs. I get a call on Monday. They want me in on Tuesday for my first interview, in sales.

Oct 20, 2003 - 8 min read

Next stop, Crackville Central - Written by Lord Lansdowne

Every weekday, at a quarter to seven hundred hours, I get out of Lansdowne subway station and I park my soda cracker white ass by the bus stop, waiting for route 47 North.

Oct 20, 2003 - 5 min read