Where has the whole experience of life gotten me? Nowhere, really. And yet everywhere, at the same time.
Yesterday, I got married.
So...if I did not know where I am going, or even where I have been, at least I won't be going it alone.
This article is to the jerk that kicked my foot on the train on Monday. If you recognize your wretched self after reading this article, you jerk, write to me--instructions can be found at the end of this rant.
During my twenties and thirties it was my goal to have sex with every physical type of woman on the planet.
I'd prefer not to hear any stuff about this.
I watched history from inside Gretchen's. Once, I saw the deciding game of the World Series that determined for the first time in history, a World Series Championship pennant would hang in a Canadian stadium.