Warning: this piece was revised after a review of transcendentalist literature. Read with humanity and/or divinity.
You know, you never really appreciate human kindness until you're deprived of it.
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i don't necessarily claim to have travelled a lot, but i happen to be travelling right now as i'm writing this (in an internet cafe, as a matter of fact).
First and foremost I believe that we should establish the most important ground rule of all when attempting to meet someone at the bar.
"Don't try to pick up what you can't pick up!
This article is brought to you, in co-operation, by the letters R and J who are currently making their way through the alphabet, looking for a place next to each other.
We're gathered here today to remember my trusty, cherry-red, 1984 Toyota Tercel Hatchback, which died on the fine morning of December the 30th, 2004. It died a not so valiant death, in a loud boom, followed by a big, black cloud of smoke and assorted parts.