How to successfully get your DRINK ON! - Written by Darren Tanguay

If you are anything like me you can hold your liquor and when you really want to get right hammered it costs at least a couple hundred clams.

Oct 11, 2005 - 6 min read

Peep Show for the Monster - Written by Curtis M. Carlson

I decided to go to a Grateful Dead show. I was about to graduate college, finally after many years of sucking ass in classrooms and college ghettos.

Oct 11, 2005 - 16 min read

Blasted Pussies - Written by Jakob Straub

During my eleven months of mandatory civil service, I received regular and, in relation to my needs at the time, abundant payment, as did nearly all of my friends.

Oct 11, 2005 - 8 min read

A Summary of Attempted Dating and Associated Insanity - Written by Lord Lansdowne

See if you can spot what's wrong with this sentence: "Oh, I'll bring her your book. I have to go see her and ask her out, anyway.

Aug 23, 2005 - 13 min read

No Good Deed - Written by Brian Newman

If I were ever suddenly In Charge Of Things, there is one immediate change I would make in the existence of the world. I would cancel that unwritten law that demands that no good deed go unpunished.

Aug 23, 2005 - 6 min read

Shortcomings - Written by Curtis M. Carlson

I have always been a big guy. I was a big youth, a big kid, a big baby. Some may say I am still a big baby; crying about things should be forgotten.

Aug 23, 2005 - 23 min read