Basil Baxter loves sports. In fact, he loves anything that makes people gather in large crowds. One of his favorites is figure skating. It may not be apparent, but figure skating is singularly deadly.
Lyrics quoted by: L. Nichols, D. Perkins and S. Taylor. (Chagall Guevara)
"…She was a cool blue redhead she was a virgin vixen she had the eyes of Lassie she had the lips of Nixon lips like Tricia Nixon…"
There was a long line at the venue. Fortunately Basil had had the foresight to arrange backstage passes so he whistled a little tune as he nonchalantly sauntered past the waiting throng to the VIP entrance.