If you read, you'll judge.
If you write, you'll invent.
Jake is delightfully tacky, yet unrefined. A tiger at heart, he believes there's more to being a tiger than just stripes. He is a monkey of twelve makings wanted for the felony of pushing an elderly lady in front of a passing ambulance as a protest against irony. For him, there is a silent G in gnarled but not in narly. Other inconsistencies fill the gaps in his life.
You should message Jake if all other means to contact him have failed. Si Hablas Alto Nunca Digas Yo.
|Gira Lab Universal Timer|
|“Long live the instant gratification economy—and the increasingly sophisticated technology that’s enabling it.”|
|Japanese Robot Serves Ice Cream From Inside a Vending Machine|
|“The robot age is nothing to be worried about.”|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
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|Why, Typewriters Are Alive and Well, Thank you|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
|“Authoritarianism depends upon people getting used to hearing the things that they want to hear.”|
|“What jobs will be created and what jobs will disappear?”|
|“Robots are key to a new wave of local agriculture.”|
|“Computer algorithms increasingly control and decide our future.”|