Jester was conceived in Sudbury, Ontario (in the shadow of the Big Nickel, unless his mother is exaggerating) and raised in a place so boring he's note quite sure it really exists, possibly Mississauga.
Jester has written lots of stuff, and not written even more things, such as the Bible, the Magna Carta, and ''Fear Strikes Out'' (that was written by Jimmy Piersall).
Jester is the arch-nemesis of Muerta, the Vampire Queen who has sworn to destroy him for reasons as yet unclear, but she keeps appearing in his dreams.
In his spare time, Jester enjoys Hockey, Recreational Jehovah's Witness Baiting, and the green and red meds.
Jester's goal in life is to buy the world a pizza.
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|“For the first time in the history of life, we can affect the future of our evolution.”|
|“Self-driving trucks will begin hauling mail between USPS facilities.”|
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|“The company is losing billions, has essentially no underlying value, and its business could be hammered overnight.”|
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|“A new residential building under construction will feature a flying car skyport on the roof.”|
|“A deep fake sex video emerges in a Google search of your name.”|
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