Melissa DeWilde was recently killed in a tragic accident involving a banana, a pogo ball and a gangrenous cat. This would be viewed as even more heartbreaking to us at CoN but she still seems to be producing new material, much like Tupac. Ironically enough, that always pissed her off.
Mel\'s previous life was spent in the horrible little town of Lincoln, Illinois. She worked at a fast food restaurant. Melissa is scheduled to be reincarnated as a lab chimp with three arms, which is actually going up in the karmic scale.
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