\"Take what you can, give nothing back!\" is the motto of this sly fox.
Relentless in the protection of the Dairy Kingdom, she moves swiftly and surely. Invading houses by night, emerging a hero of cows and vegans everywhere, she courageously risks her life for the blessed dairy creations in danger of being devoured by the evil dairy-devouring consumer.
Deemed Duchess of Foreign Cheese by Smitty-Boy, cows will prevail, and humanity shall falter. And there was much rejoicing.
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