HELL NO: The Sensible Horror Film


Fri, Oct 18th, 2013 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

You know how in classic horror movies, the teenieboppers depicted in them always make some boneheaded decision nobody with a micron of working logic would make, resulting in their gruesome and untimely death? Well, not on Hell No, where characters make the right decision every time.

Imagine a realm where the most horrifying terrors of the underworld emerge to wreak bloody vengeance upon any who... hmm? what's that? you wanna go literally anywhere else? yeah, good idea let's get out of here



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