With the assumption that zombies were real, Cracked looks at the 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) in this hilariously to-the-point article by David Dietle.
Let's pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren't already daydreaming about that very thing). Have you noticed how most zombie movies take place only after the apocalypse is in full-swing? By the time we join our survivors, the military and government are already wiped out, and none of the streets are safe.
There's a reason the movie starts there, and not earlier. It's because the early part, where we go from one zombie to millions, doesn't make any sense. If you let the creeping buzzkill of logic into the zombie party, you realize the zombies would all be re-dead long before you even got a chance to fire up that chainsaw motorcycle you've been working on.
|Cracked Magazine Explains The Pirate Bay|
|Darth Vader in Love|
|"Being able to draw and dressing like women doesn't make you special."|
|iPhone5S: the 'S' Stands for 'Same'|
|An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence|
|Walking Car Concept|
|Read Advice People Wish They Had at Your Age|
|“If you fell asleep in 1945 and woke up in 2018 you would not recognize the world around you.”|
|CaptchaTweet: Write Tweets in Captcha Form|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
|“Reliably bottling up miniature stars, inside complex machines on Earth, demands otherworldly amounts of patience.”|
|Watch the Titanic Sink|
|The Racist, Sexist Tendencies of AI|
|“This is a major stepping stone for NASA’s Planetary Defense Coordination Office and planet Earth.”|
|Timelapse of a Tesla Model 3 Being Made|
|“How Facebook Gave my Data Away Without Me Knowing.”|