"The whole concept of a zombie apocalypse is just laughable."


Wed, Aug 28th, 2013 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

With the assumption that zombies were real, Cracked looks at the 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) in this hilariously to-the-point article by David Dietle.

Let's pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren't already daydreaming about that very thing). Have you noticed how most zombie movies take place only after the apocalypse is in full-swing? By the time we join our survivors, the military and government are already wiped out, and none of the streets are safe.

There's a reason the movie starts there, and not earlier. It's because the early part, where we go from one zombie to millions, doesn't make any sense. If you let the creeping buzzkill of logic into the zombie party, you realize the zombies would all be re-dead long before you even got a chance to fire up that chainsaw motorcycle you've been working on.



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