Christmas Dinner in a Can

#Food

Fri, Nov 23rd, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

FireBox, known for their selection of weird products (Duff Beer, Tabasco Chocolate or a giant gummy bear -- just to name a few) now sells a complete Christmas Dinner in a Can.

So the turkey’s lost in transit, someone spilled the stuffing or you’re just doing a spot of Christmas camping. Well, never fear, because thanks to the Christmas Dinner HotCan everyone can enjoy a piping-hot, pre-packed Christmas meal.

When it’s time for your festive feast, simply remove the rubber cap, pierce the holes, open the insulated can and try not to drool on yourself as a totally safe exothermic reaction heats up your Christmas chow in about 12 minutes. We’ve heard of convenience food but this is ridiculous. Mmm…Turkey casserole with all the trimmings.

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