Research: Boys and Girls Can't Be Friends


Tue, Oct 30th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

According to some new research, it is nearly impossible for boys and girls to be friends. We may think we're capable of being just friends but, underneath the surface, "the opportunity (or perceived opportunity) for 'romance' is often lurking just around the corner, waiting to pounce at the most inopportune moment." In other words, boys will take any chance they get to pork a girl.

Can heterosexual men and women ever be "just friends"? Few other questions have provoked debates as intense, family dinners as awkward, literature as lurid, or movies as memorable. Still, the question remains unanswered. Daily experience suggests that non-romantic friendships between males and females are not only possible, but common-men and women live, work, and play side-by-side, and generally seem to be able to avoid spontaneously sleeping together. However, the possibility remains that this apparently platonic coexistence is merely a façade, an elaborate dance covering up countless sexual impulses bubbling just beneath the surface.



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