Hipster Logic Problems


Fri, Mar 16th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

San Francisco-based publishing company McSweeney has put together this list of Hipster Logic Problems. I failed all of them.

Sebastian, Nico, Julia and Rose have to wait in a long line at the Apple store. There is only one iPhone out for display. Everyone else is also in line next to the iPhone. If Rose wants to mess with the iPhone, Julia wants to fondle Nico, and Sebastian doesn?t want to stand anywhere near Julia because they used to date, how will they position themselves?



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