Canada to the World: "We're Sorry We Messed Up"


Wed, Jan 18th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

The Sorry, World website attempts to apologise on behalf of Canada for no longer being that shiny icon of goodness in our world.

We messed up.

We know you look to us as one of the last great strongholds of common sense in a swirling sea of crazy on this big ol' crazy planet of ours.

Decriminalized marijuana, same-sex marriage, our peace keeping force, universal health care, education, our stance on environment, human rights, and religious freedom made us look pretty darn awesome.

Now we're realizing that those things that made us awesome are being taken away from us, and it's not just us Canadians who are paying the price.



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