Teddy Wayne and His Three-Month Facebook Dialogue With a Scammer From Malaysia Pretending To Be a Beautiful Woman

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Mon, Dec 12th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

It's a lengthy read but the introduction alone should tell you just how funny Teddy Wayne's article is.

During Hurricane Irene weekend, while holed up in a friend's apartment and looking for some stimulation, I got friend-requested and emailed by an obvious scammer on Facebook. The con artist, under the name "Claire Anrie," used a few professional photos of an attractive young woman (whom I later reverse-image-searched and discovered was a personal trainer in New York) and a typo- and contradiction-filled profile.

"Claire" quickly asked me to send her money by Western Union so she could come back to the U.S. and be with me, her "husband." Over the next three months, I kept up an ongoing dialogue via Facebook messages and chat in which I continually found ways to irk her by screwing up the Western Union payment, demanding she send me more photos and de-friend the other men on Facebook she'd added in hopes of scamming them, claiming I'd lost all my money during Irene, and repeatedly confiding in her that I had chronic diarrhea and hoped she would still love me.

Read the full article here.

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