Man From the Future Arrested at the Large Hadron Collider

#Future

Tue, Nov 29th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

Sporting a "time machine power unit" (aka a kitchen blender), a strangely dressed young man claiming to be from the future was arrested at the Large Hadron Collider.

From the article on CNet:

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

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