The Pirate Supply Store


Mon, Oct 31st, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

For all your pirate demands, the Pirate Supply Store will easily cater to your needs. It's run by 862 Valencia, a non-profit organization that helps "under-resourced, ages 6-18, with opportunities to explore their creativity and improve their writing skills." The store is not just the organization's entrance, but actually sells pirate ware.

From their About page:

We don't really want to get too into us right now. We run a pirate store. The less you know about us the better. Understand? Let's just say that none of us are named "Petey", none of us like the cut of anybody's jib, and none of us has any fingerprints. Actually, many of us don't have all of our fingers and one of us is missing an eye. We are a ragtag group of miscreants who sell pirate supplies in order to benefit the free programming that happens at our writing-tutoring center at 826 Valencia, and in classrooms all over San Francisco -- and that's all you need to know. Maybe more than you need to know. Maybe you should just forget that you read this at all and read whatever it is that's down below this. Yeah, that sounds like a really good plan.



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