YouTube is home of the worse comments teh Internetz has to offer. Because of this, Adrian Holovaty created the YouTube Insult Generator, a humorous search engine that takes even the most mundane and innocent of words and finds insults associated with it.
I tried searching for something simple and pure, like puppies, and this is what I got:
You don't know what it fells like to love a dog...
You is been killed by a cute puppy
You r heartless....
You watched this and said "FUCK THOSE PUPPIES"and disliked it, how dislakes a video like this lmao
Yous have not taste.
You are allergic to cute.
As Adrian explains it:
This is a basically a "search engine for insults." Type in a search term, and it'll give you insults you can use against a person who doesn't like that term.
For example, enter "the godfather," and it'll give you "You sleep with the fishes," "You sleeps with horsehead in bed" and "You will get an offer you can't refuse." Enter "alfred hitchcock" and it'll say "You had your eyes plucked out by crows" and "You have Vertigo." Enter "mario brothers" and it'll say "You aren't Super enough for Mario," "You can't beat world 1-1″ and "You are bowser." You get the idea.
It finds stuff only about 50% of the time, but it works surprisingly well when it does work. Try general terms ("car") and pop culture ("michael jordan", "i love lucy"). Each insult includes a link to its source YouTube video.
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