The Euro Voting Process Explained


Tue, Oct 18th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

From Joshua M. Brown of The Reformed Broker, comes this in-depth explanation of the Euro voting process.

Upon the press conference's conclusion, the pigs are slaughtered and dressed for the ancient Germanic blood rite that precedes all intercontinental parliamentary votes. For 6 days and 7 nights EU officials bathe in blood and copulate wildly, with only Orangina to quench their thirst. When it is determined that each participant has enjoyed the company of each other participant, the first ballot can proceed.



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