January Nelson of Thought Catalog has this amusing list explaining what a Twitter bios really says about the users that have them.
Some of my favourites:
"photographer." You've taken a photograph of a flower covered in rain droplets with the sole purpose of uploading it to Tumblr.
"Social Media Ninja." You signed up for Twitter and then let your account sit dormant for at least 365 days while repeating "I just... don't get Twitter" countless times to anyone who would listen before sending your second tweet. (Your first tweet: "Hello anyone out there... I don't get this lol")
"Stay-at-home mom. Live, laugh, love. Tweets a lot, but not a bot!" You spend 12/24 hours of your day retweeting Twitter contests. Example: "Tweet us your HAIRY moment to win 2 Schick razors! Plz RT & Follow!" DIAF.
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