This is Why Your Used Bookstore Clerk Hates You

#Humour

Wed, Jun 1st, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

Michael Leaverton, of the SF Weekly Exhibitionist, explains his love, passion and dedication to the many customers he saw while working as a clerk in a used bookstore:

Although bookstore workers love their customers, or are at least morally obligated to, sometimes the love is so great it turns murderous. Ever tried to finish all-you-can-eat coconut shrimp? That's the love we're dealing with here. Although your narrator worked at a used bookstore just outside of the city more than a decade ago, he shut his eyes tight, remembered three years of Fat Slice Pizza, and relived some moments of quiet desperation.

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