Poll: Given Choice Between Palin and Trump, Most Voters Choose Suicide

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Fri, May 6th, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

According to a poll conducted by University of Minnesota's Opinion Research Institute, voters have indicated that in a hypothetical match-up between former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and billionaire Donald Trump, a majority would choose suicide over either candidate.

As Andy Borowitz from The Borowitz Report explains:

"Throwing yourself in front of a speeding city bus" was the most popular means of suicide at 22%, with "jumping off the roof of a really tall building or bridge" coming in second at 17%.

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