So what happens if you don't win the Oscars? According to this New York Post article, a lot of awesome.
While the losers may not bring home the gold, the consolation prizes include an underwater spa, use of a private island, black caviar and an orbital space flight, among other thing.
I'm guessing that a star's ego is a delicate thing, so these prizes may help the long road to self-esteem recovery.
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