How to Make Celebrities Fall in Love With You

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Mon, Jan 10th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

Did you know that if you told Johnny Depp that he's hideous looking, he'll love you for thinking you're the first person he's met who sees past his physical appearance?

Or that if you'll act like you have no idea who Kristen Stewart is -- or what Twilight was for that matter -- she'll satisfy all your most erotic desires? Find out more in this article by Bob Powers in The Morning News.

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