Rate Your TSA Patdown


Thu, Dec 30th, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

Rate your patdown

Did you travel to see family this Holiday season? Did uncle Alan bore you to tears? Your sister-in-law's kids still suck? Got what you wanted? Were your genitals professionally handled by the fine men and women from the TSA protecting you from yourself?

Sure, you might not be able to rate your family, but at least now you can rate how that felt-up was on Rate Your Patdown.



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