"Being able to draw and dressing like women doesn't make you special."

#Humour

Sat, Nov 13th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

"If I was a robot, programmed to serve people all day, I would throw myself off a cliff," says David Thorne of 27b/6 fame.

"Working in the design industry is a lot like being a robot. A robot that curses its positronic brain for not allowing it to ignore the first law and attach spinning blades to its arms and take out the next human that states 'that's nice but can we try it in green' or 'can you make the text bigger?' Actually, scratch that, working in the design industry is more like being a whore. A dirty whore who has programmed their mind to find a happy place rather than be outraged by client requests. There are many things to be said for working in the design industry but mostly that it is like being a dirty robot whore."

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