Website Scoopertino, a parody site that provides unreal Apple news has details on an exclusive new product launch from Apple: a clothing line.
Reportedly, the clothing line, aptly named iWear, let's you dress up exactly like Steve Jobs. The line features a mock black turtleneck, jeans, gray New Balance 991 sneakers, and a pair of non-prescription Steve Jobs-style glasses.
I'm sure that Apple-apologists would love to finally be able to dress like Steve not just for Halloween anymore.
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