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Sun, Jan 27th, 2002 17:36 by capnasty NEWS

ThisIsTrue.com, creators of the anatomically correct Billy Parcel Service doll, are currently under fire from UPS.

"This particular product is a very clear infringement on our trademark," complained a generic UPS spokesman. "It's not a generic policeman. It's not a generic fireman. It's very explicitly a UPS delivery man and that's an unacceptable use of our brand."

UPS lawyers also noted that the product is anatomically correct and "...is grotesquely so."

ThisIsTrue.Com points out that UPS "should know that what counts isn't the size of the package being delivered."

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