How to Get Laid After Puking on Her

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Tue, Jul 27th, 2010 14:00 by capnasty NEWS

"All you really need to know is one thing," writes Ryan McKee of Asylum.com. "You can puke on her and still get laid".

"I learned this from a friend after he played a small music festival in Colorado", continues Ryan. "A girl he longed over for years showed up to his gig at a small bar. During his set, he drank an entire bottle of whiskey, and offered to escort her to her car afterward. The brisk night air filled his lungs and triggered projectile vomit to fly from his mouth all over her. However, before flying home, he still sexed her up". Here is how he did it.

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