New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb


Wed, May 19th, 2010 19:38 by capnasty NEWS

The world has been placed on a heightened security alert following reports that New Age terrorists have harnessed the power of homeopathy for evil. ?Homeopathic weapons represent a major threat to world peace,? said President Barack Obama, ?they might not cause any actual damage but the placebo effect could be quite devastating.?



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