I wrote this list on a day when I was particularly mad with my boyfriend. Originally, it offended him, but eventually most guys I know confessed to the fact that it's all true. As for the girls, they agreed.
10 The words, "I can't, I have to spend quality time with my girlfriend" are not in their vocabulary.
9 They must eat like they're in a marathon -- ALL THE TIME.
8 Violence can be more of a turn on than sex -- need I say the word "wrestling"?
7 They don't understand that women's hearts are frail and can be broken on a daily basis.
6 They become a whole other person when they're "hanging with the guys."
5 They never get anything done -- there's ALWAYS tomorrow.
4 They change their minds more than women do hairstyles.
3 They wear the same dirty clothes day after day, but expect a woman to look fabulous all the time.
2 They claim a woman's figure means nothing to them, and then proceed to ogle slim girls with big boobs.
And the number one reason why all men are scum:
1 Sex seems to be their only thought and/or purpose in life, and they're just fine with that.
Update: Check out this response from chrisdaffer.
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