Pirates & Emperors


Mon, Nov 8th, 2004 01:43 by capnasty NEWS

Well our
Story begins, you know, with old St. Augustine.
Way back in days of old he reported on this theme:
A mighty emperor had caught himself a pirate who
Was a-terrorizin' people who were sailin' on the open seas



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