The political arena of the United States has been a great turn off for many of its citizens. Why try to reason with the insanity when you can flee to Canada? Just marry a Canadian and you're halfway over the border. See you soon!
Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.
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