A fancy dress hat. A delightful tray for serving light refreshment at parties. A crap frisbee. A bizarre torture device for dwarves. A snow-shoe. A strange temple for insects. A device that no home can be without for gullible fools. A stupidly small shield for medievil questing knights. A handy bird table for the garden of accountants from Slough. .ooo, erm, hmmm, can anyone else think of a number 10? Does anyone care?
BIG FIGHT OF THE FORTNIGHT
Yup, you read correctly
this fortnights competitors are
Leonard the shrimp
George the manhole cover
Who do YOU think will win?
Write an e-mail to me marked "Vote for the fight" so that I can delete them immediately.
Remember when making your choice, the shrimp, though vicious in packs doesnt really have the brute strength to penetrate the thick metal of the manhole cover. But if course the manhole cover doesnt actually move much.
|"A step-by-step guide on how to rid yourself of a hipster infestation."|
|Princess Diana in Heaven: Wonderfully Tasteless|
|This is a News Website Article About a Scientific Paper|
|A Thorough But Hilarious Review of the Canon EOS 300|
|@IsraelGlobalPR follows @BPGlobalPR's Twitter Satire, Yet Some People Still Don't Get The Joke|
|Walking Car Concept|
|Read Advice People Wish They Had at Your Age|
|“If you fell asleep in 1945 and woke up in 2018 you would not recognize the world around you.”|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|CaptchaTweet: Write Tweets in Captcha Form|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
|“Reliably bottling up miniature stars, inside complex machines on Earth, demands otherworldly amounts of patience.”|
|Watch the Titanic Sink|
|“This is a major stepping stone for NASA’s Planetary Defense Coordination Office and planet Earth.”|
|The Racist, Sexist Tendencies of AI|
|Timelapse of a Tesla Model 3 Being Made|
|“How Facebook Gave my Data Away Without Me Knowing.”|