“Never let a good crisis go to waste.”

How to Become Dictator of the United States

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Thu, Apr 19th, 2018 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

Albeit you first need to become the President of the United States, this helpful guide will show you what you need to do to become its dictator.

The first step toward becoming a dictator is to capitalize on a crisis.

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