How to Colonise the Galaxy

How hard can it be?


Sun, Apr 17th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

In a very British-humour type of way, exurb1a looks at the many ways we could colonise the entire galaxy without pissing off any of bloody Einsten's theories.

Q: What did Orion say to the Big Dipper?

A: Nothing. They're constellations and therefore incapable of conversation. Idiot.



You may also be interested in:

View of the turbulent heart of our Milky Way galaxy
Pulsars Explained
Apollo astronauts noticed something very strange about shadows on the moon
Aliens Almost Certainly Existed at Some Point in Cosmic History
"Present-day life is actually premature from a cosmic perspective."