In a very British-humour type of way, exurb1a looks at the many ways we could colonise the entire galaxy without pissing off any of bloody Einsten's theories.
Q: What did Orion say to the Big Dipper?
A: Nothing. They're constellations and therefore incapable of conversation. Idiot.
|“Both spacecraft are still operational when they reached interstellar space.”|
|“This is a really cool concept, but it’s not clear whether it will make its way off the drawing board.”|
|"A spacecraft may be possible that could maintain a steady acceleration into and through interstellar space without the need to carry along propellants."|
|"We know that something strange is going on out there."|
|"Train on Earth for 10 years until they are ready to be shot into space strapped to a rocket, never to return."|
|“My son died here.”|
|“Seen from the inside, its Chrome browser looks a lot like surveillance software.”|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
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|“I don't know if this is going to be the smartest or the stupidest thing I'm ever gonna do.”|
|“Airbus says his company already has the technology to fly passenger planes without pilots at all.”|
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|“They created a dictatorship without mercy.”|
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