The eat24 blog has a breakup letter to Facebook, highlighting some of the issues the popular social networking site is known for, as the reasons for this failed relationship. It's very clever, you know it's all true, but unlike them, you won't have the balls to delete your account.
Hey. Its Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isnt easy to say since weve been together so long, but we need to break up. Wed love to say Its not you, its us but its totally you. Not to be rude, but you arent the smart, funny social network we fell in love with several years back. Youve changed. A lot.
When we first met, you made us feel special. Wed tell you a super funny joke about Sriracha and youd tell all our friends and then everyone would laugh together. But now? Now you want us to give you money if we want to talk to our friends. Now when we show you a photo of a taco wrapped with bacon, youre all like PROMOTE THIS POST! GET MORE FRIENDS! instead of just liking us for who we are. Thats hella messed up.
|April Fools 2010: The Definitive List|
|10 Signs You Could Be The Chosen Saviour (via @mcleodg)|
|The Comedy Circuit: When Your Brain Gets the Joke|
|Geek Crime Scene Tape|
|unbaby.me: Chrome Extension Replaces Pictures of Babies on Facebook With Cats, Sunsets or Bacon|
|“Cheap fakes' are the new fake news.” #DeepFakes|
|“They created a dictatorship without mercy.”|
|“Airbus says his company already has the technology to fly passenger planes without pilots at all.”|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|CaptchaTweet: Write Tweets in Captcha Form|
|iPhone 6, the First Smartphone to Disrupt NSA's Spying|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
|“It knows the very contours of my face.”|
|“Self-driving vans are actually the least novel-seeming part of the unveiling.”|
|Fake Name Generator|
|Darth Vader Surfing|
|If Sir David Attenborough Restored Vintage Toys|