The eat24 blog has a breakup letter to Facebook, highlighting some of the issues the popular social networking site is known for, as the reasons for this failed relationship. It's very clever, you know it's all true, but unlike them, you won't have the balls to delete your account.
Hey. Its Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isnt easy to say since weve been together so long, but we need to break up. Wed love to say Its not you, its us but its totally you. Not to be rude, but you arent the smart, funny social network we fell in love with several years back. Youve changed. A lot.
When we first met, you made us feel special. Wed tell you a super funny joke about Sriracha and youd tell all our friends and then everyone would laugh together. But now? Now you want us to give you money if we want to talk to our friends. Now when we show you a photo of a taco wrapped with bacon, youre all like PROMOTE THIS POST! GET MORE FRIENDS! instead of just liking us for who we are. Thats hella messed up.
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