A Breakup Letter to Facebook


Fri, Mar 28th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

The eat24 blog has a breakup letter to Facebook, highlighting some of the issues the popular social networking site is known for, as the reasons for this failed relationship. It's very clever, you know it's all true, but unlike them, you won't have the balls to delete your account.

Dear Facebook,

Hey. It’s Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isn’t easy to say since we’ve been together so long, but we need to break up. We’d love to say “It’s not you, it’s us” but it’s totally you. Not to be rude, but you aren’t the smart, funny social network we fell in love with several years back. You’ve changed. A lot.

When we first met, you made us feel special. We’d tell you a super funny joke about Sriracha and you’d tell all our friends and then everyone would laugh together. But now? Now you want us to give you money if we want to talk to our friends. Now when we show you a photo of a taco wrapped with bacon, you’re all like “PROMOTE THIS POST! GET MORE FRIENDS!” instead of just liking us for who we are. That’s hella messed up.



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