#Childhood

"Here is Home Depot's tape measure tutorial in all its glory."

Millenials don't know how to use tape measures, a hammer, or a how to mop a floor

Thu, October 12th, 2017 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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“Four year-olds know how to swipe a phone but haven't a clue about conversations.”

Parents picking smartphones over children are harming their ability to develop

Tue, May 10th, 2016 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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"I have learned that being an adult is actually hard."

KidZania, theme park where children role-play being adults

Sat, January 17th, 2015 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Steve Jobs Did Not Allow His Children to Use an iPad

Children under 10 seem to be most susceptible to becoming addicted

Sat, September 13th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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For Back-to-School Teenagers, a New Phone Better Than New Clothes

Sat, August 30th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Children Are Learning that Siri, Not Their Parents, Is Most Readily Available to Answer Their Questions

Thu, August 21st, 2014 12:00 by Le Brunette Smurfette NEWS

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You're Going to be a Dad Soon

Get some sleep right now

Tue, August 5th, 2014 23:01 by Leo N. ARTICLE

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Playing Video Games is Healthier than Just Watching Television

Sat, April 5th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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High School Sucks

Then It Doesn't Matter

Fri, April 4th, 2014 22:31 by Lord Lansdowne ARTICLE

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What Siri Does to Children

Fri, April 4th, 2014 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Action Movie Kid!

Tue, April 1st, 2014 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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What War For Children Is Like, a Second a Day For a Year

Sun, March 9th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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FiLIP: Wrist-Wearable Phone to Track Your Kids

Fri, February 21st, 2014 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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After High School, for the Popular Kids, It Doesn't Get Better

Fri, February 21st, 2014 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Study: Kids Can Use Tablets Before They Can Tie Their Own Shoes

Mon, February 10th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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"BBSs existed in a world that had yet to be soiled by smartphones and Facebook and Instagram."

Wed, January 29th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Teenagers' Addiction to Social Media is Society and Parents' Fault

Tue, December 31st, 2013 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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"One way to avoid killing your heart is to decide that you will spend your whole life growing up." The End of Teenagehood

Wed, December 4th, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Mickey Mouse's Boys Night Out

Wed, December 4th, 2013 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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“As quickly as new social media appears, teens seem to find ways to use it to have sex, often sex devoid of even any pretense of emotional intimacy.”

Tue, October 1st, 2013 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Sharenting: Parents Who Share Too Much Online About Their Children

Fri, June 28th, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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"Facebook takes up my whole life."

Life of a 15-Year-Old Girl on Social Media

Wed, May 29th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Using Google Maps to Locate Your Family 23 Years After Being Kidnapped as a Child

Wed, May 22nd, 2013 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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“I wouldn’t let him drown in this pond.” Reasons My Son Is Crying

Tue, April 9th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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“The coolest toys in the world aren’t practical.” On Buying a Used Firetruck

Mon, March 25th, 2013 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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When I Grow Up: a Short Animation

Tue, March 5th, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Australian Children Banned From Blowing out Candles on Birthday Cakes

Sun, February 10th, 2013 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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In the U.K., McDonald's is Giving Away Books With Its Happy Meals

Mon, January 28th, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Science: High-School Has Corrosive, Traumatizing Effects

Wed, January 23rd, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Turning Figurines in Children's Art into 3D Objects

Crayon Creatures

Mon, January 14th, 2013 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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ACME Product Catalogue

Fri, November 30th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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How to Introduce Your Children to Facebook and Its Complete Lack of Privacy

Wed, November 28th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Parents Name Their Child #Hashtag

Wed, November 28th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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We Owe Modern Animation to the Beatles' 'Yellow Submarine'

Wed, November 21st, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Partysaurus Rex

Wed, October 17th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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The World's Fastest Stroller

Fri, October 12th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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For Halloween, Dress Up Like a Green Plastic Toy Soldier

Fri, October 5th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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82% of U.K. 5-Year-Olds Use an Internet Device

Wed, October 3rd, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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The Only Thing Kids Are Reading is Text Messages

Tue, September 11th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Fortin' with Will

Sat, September 1st, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Mr. Wizard's a Dick

Fri, July 20th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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A Conversation With My 12 Year Old Self

Tue, July 10th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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When I Grow Up

Wed, May 9th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Lost Boy Finds His Mother 25 Years Later Using Google Maps

Tue, April 17th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Real-Life Batman

Thu, March 29th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Everything You Need to Know About Kony 2012, Invisible Children and Attention-Based Advocacy

Sun, March 11th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Canadian Teens Launch First LEGO Man into Space

Fri, January 27th, 2012 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Super Mario Question Mark Block Lamp

Sat, January 21st, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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In Texas, Hundreds of Schoolchildren Appear Before Courts Each Day: Schools With Their Own Police

Thu, January 12th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Home Video Commentaries: There's a Bear

Mon, January 9th, 2012 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Ungrateful Children Whine on Twitter for Not Getting their iPhone

Thu, December 29th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Mister Handsome: Hanging Out With Your Old Imaginary Childhood Friend Again

Sun, December 11th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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What Does Being Two Look Like?

Sun, November 6th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Mother of All Hot Wheels Tracks, All 2,000 Feet of It

Mon, October 31st, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Won't You Be My Neighbour?

Tue, October 11th, 2011 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Squarepants SpongeBob: Bad For Your Brain

Fri, September 16th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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The Hans Solderer

Mon, September 12th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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KISSKIDZ: Kids Dressed as KISS

Fri, September 9th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Kids Sue Mother Over Birthday-Card Picking-Skills and Failed Appropriate-Gift Duties

Mon, August 29th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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The Adventures of a Cardboard Box

Tue, August 16th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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The Thrill of Having Nothing to Do

Mon, August 8th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Want a New X-Box? Sell Your Kids!

Thu, July 28th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Can Playgrounds Be Too Safe?

Fri, July 22nd, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Epic War Between Father and Son

Wed, July 20th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Kid Gives Inspiring Speech After Learning To Ride A Bike

Wed, July 13th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Turn Any Branch into a Duelling Sabre

Tue, June 28th, 2011 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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The Best Kid's Bedroom Ever

Wed, June 8th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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The BiebBus: a Portable Container that Becomes a Children's Library

Mon, May 16th, 2011 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Pat the Zombie: A Cruel Adult Spoof of 'Pat the Bunny'

Your children will learn precociously about texture, smells and undead biology

Sun, May 15th, 2011 23:21 by Leo N. ARTICLE

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Finally: Bacon Flavoured Instant Baby Formula

Wed, April 6th, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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How to Explain to Japanese Kids the Nuclear Crisis? With Poo and Farts

Mon, March 21st, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Egyptian Father Names Baby 'Facebook'

Wed, February 23rd, 2011 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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No More Disney Princesses

Tue, January 11th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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If Having Kids is Legitimate Choice, Why Isn't NOT Having Them? (via @TorontoStar)

Sat, December 18th, 2010 19:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Facebook is Amazing Because it Feels Like You're Doing Something Even if You're Really Not Doing Anything

Sat, December 4th, 2010 16:57 by capnasty NEWS

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Talking to your kids about... Star Wars

Tue, November 23rd, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Remember Zork? Remember Typewriters? Here's How to Remember Both

Tue, November 2nd, 2010 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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The Alternative to Murdering Children: A Guide on How to Unspoil Them

Wed, October 20th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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The Flinstones Are Evil

Wed, September 29th, 2010 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Top 10 Things Today's Kids Will Never Experience (RT @SaraCera)

Fri, August 27th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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So Called "Digital Natives" Make AOL Users Look Smart (RT @mcleodg)

Sun, August 1st, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Games That Scared the Hell Out Of Me as a Kid

Wed, July 7th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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This is Why I'll Never be an Adult

Sun, June 27th, 2010 10:08 by capnasty NEWS

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Science Proves Teenagers More Stupid Than Previously Thought

Fri, June 11th, 2010 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Illegal Downloading: How Do you explain it to the kids?

Mon, May 17th, 2010 20:00 by capnasty NEWS

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You Can Call That Love

Tue, May 4th, 2010 15:33 by David Dylan ARTICLE

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Study: Television Makes Children Stupid

Tue, May 4th, 2010 15:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Over-Protected Children are Less Competent

Thu, March 4th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Albertans Name Their Children The Darndest Things

Tue, February 23rd, 2010 12:23 by capnasty NEWS

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Redesign the Hot Dog, Doctors Urge

Mon, February 22nd, 2010 16:14 by capnasty NEWS

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Pupils 'must manage online risks'

Wed, February 10th, 2010 09:56 by capnasty NEWS

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If Your Kids Are Awake, They're Probably Online

Fri, January 29th, 2010 12:09 by capnasty NEWS

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Don't Go Sledging with your Riot Gear

Thu, January 14th, 2010 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

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Now your toddler can Twitter

Fri, December 4th, 2009 10:38 by capnasty NEWS

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Web children 'living in prisons'

Thu, May 14th, 2009 09:05 by capnasty NEWS

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YouTube helps man deliver baby

Sun, May 3rd, 2009 10:49 by capnasty NEWS

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Calvin and Hobbes...

Wed, March 11th, 2009 19:50 by capnasty NEWS

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Barack Obama is Tired of your Motherfucking Shit

Sat, February 28th, 2009 07:28 by capnasty NEWS

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An Argument Against the Notion of Paid Domestic Work

or, It's a Stupid Idea, Bitches!

Thu, February 26th, 2009 08:40 by Le Brunette Smurfette ARTICLE

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Yearbook Photos of U.S. Politicians

Mon, February 16th, 2009 08:14 by capnasty NEWS

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Surprising stories behind 20 Muppet characters

Sat, February 14th, 2009 09:20 by capnasty NEWS

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The Hazards and Benefits of Eating Dirt

Thu, February 5th, 2009 08:49 by capnasty NEWS

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The Ethics of Naming Your Children: Adolf Hitler Campbell

Sun, January 18th, 2009 20:13 by capnasty NEWS

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He also gets all As

Wed, January 7th, 2009 08:27 by capnasty NEWS

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Movies Through the Eyes of Kids

Fri, August 15th, 2008 16:33 by capnasty NEWS

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If you give me a baby that big, I will crush your penis.

Sun, September 30th, 2007 23:56 by capnasty NEWS

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Alfie's Home

Mon, August 13th, 2007 18:29 by capnasty NEWS

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One Laptop Per Child aims at $50 price tag

Thu, April 6th, 2006 13:48 by capnasty NEWS

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Distinct things I remember from my childhood

Tue, January 31st, 2006 03:00 by Curtis M. Carlson ARTICLE

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My Grandmother the Nazi

Sat, December 31st, 2005 05:00 by Curtis M. Carlson ARTICLE

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Santa's Answering Service

Sat, December 31st, 2005 04:00 by Brian Newman ARTICLE

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Odyssey of the Vault Dweller

the myth of the hero is retold endlessly in infinite variations

Tue, May 24th, 2005 05:00 by Leo N. ARTICLE

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CCD-emons

Mon, January 5th, 2004 04:00 by Smitty-boy ARTICLE

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You Know You're Getting Old When

Mon, November 17th, 2003 02:00 by Leo N. ARTICLE

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Have Rubber Bands, Will Travel

Mon, December 2nd, 2002 05:52 by capnasty NEWS

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Being Here

Tue, July 23rd, 2002 01:00 by Tim King ARTICLE

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At the Top of Mount Mazama

working in a state park cafeteria line

Tue, January 29th, 2002 04:00 by REVSCRJ ARTICLE

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In Da Mu'fuckin Movie House!!!!!!

Fri, December 17th, 1999 05:00 by Jeff Wright ARTICLE

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The Search for Mr. Muggs

Mon, December 14th, 1998 06:00 by Jester ARTICLE

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The Best Jobs

Mon, July 6th, 1998 02:00 by Lilith DemHareIs ARTICLE

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Slack, the final frontier.....

Mon, February 23rd, 1998 03:00 by Hedkrash ARTICLE

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