This anecdote actually has merit even today, at my current job. People who design uniforms for companies have a special reservation for a table in Hell.
LAST ISSUE FOR Volume III, and following a typical pattern of tradition, this issue is late also. With the burden of Christmas on our backs, we ask but one gift from the readership, spam this issue to all of the blokes on your address book.
I think the editors of CoN aregoing to be a little disappointed with this review. I think they expected me to hate this movie (the advance buzz was not promising) and then rip it to shreds in an amusing, if bitter fashion.
I'm changing the format once again to something very simple. I'm going to put the names of 3 movies that are very good, followed by the film's link at the internet movie database.
It's fashionable nowadays to bash the Internet for the poor quality of material it contains: porn sites (you don't need a URL for this one, just do a search on lightbulbs or something innocent, and a site will pop up), stupid pages that cherish some stupid looking wrestling player (I kid you not), and of course, pages with useful information such as 'how women can pee standing up' (I wish I was kidding).