Regular Customers Random Reminisces of Gretchens Gourmet Grille - Written by Jester

When I worked in the restaurant business, I used to get what we called "Regulars." Not "regular" in the sense of going to the bathroom, but there is a slight excremental theme running through both.

Y1.999K Problems - Written by Lilith DemHareIs

I have a car. This car is older than me. Despite its age, it runs quite well... until Christmas Day. I guess even cars like to take the day off in Typical Australian Fashion.

Editorial - Written by capnasty

alt.con.questionnaire.results The results stand as such: Out of 750 readers, 741 users do not read CoN.Nine users replied to issue III.22. Of those nine, four users read CoN but missed the questionnaire.

Movie Recomendations - Written by Jeff Wright

Since it's the end of the year, I figured I'd compile my top 10 films of 1998, and put it here. When looking at the list, keep in mind that there are still some films that I haven't had a chance to see yet (and want to see), and from what I've heard, could all take a spot on my list.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING AFTER YOUR PASSING? - Written by Jeff Wright

H E double L. My mother taught me not to cuss... or was it your mother? I'm not sure, but anywho... Who's going to H E double L?

God, Religion & All That Crap - Written by IMPROV

What a perfect time of the year for this subject... my regular readers (if there are any) may recall that last year at about this time CoN published an article of mine entitled "