Depressed people - Written by Lord Lansdowne

I've always been pretty lousy at making people feel better when they are depressed. Part of it has to do with the fact that some people seem to enjoy the eternal state of sadness as they believe it brings attention to them: "

Dear Mr. xxxxx - Written by Jay Lohner

Break out of your cocoon eh? My how familiar that sounds. All of my friends are always calling me "hermit". They tell me I should get out more, to meet people, instead of sitting at home because "

Cannibalism, Roman Catholicism, and Mr. Potato Head - Written by Jester

(Connections, James Burke, top that!) The other day I was in a local Burger King, and I started thinking about cannibalism. Oh don't worry, they won't sue us.

Editorial - Written by capnasty

Welcome to Issue 5 of CoN, only a whopping week late. Last Monday, after hours of dreadful homework, I realized that CoN was due. I looked into the CoN directory to see how the issue was going and noticed that I hadn't even started it.

The Inevitable Boss - Written by Luke De Sade

Remember when you graduated from High School and entered the big world of business opportunities? I sure do. I graduated from High School with an Accounting degree, wanting to get get a job immediately.

Ahi, Rama - Written by Lord Lansdowne

The other night I was heading home, coming from the video store, and this guy coming from the opposite direction, stops me. After quickly introducing himself to me, he asks me if I knew that Jesus died for my sins.