Ugly Breasts - Written by IMPROV

I don't think people are really reacting enough to this Yugoslavian think. This ain't no crazy desert man trying to up gas prices, this little thing has split the UN in to two halves.

DirtyGirl on Quizmaster - Written by Jester

Johnny: And now it's time for the gameshow that everybody can learn but few can master...it's QUIZZZZZZZZZMASTER! And here is your host, Jester MacIsaac! Jester: Thanks Johnny!

Everyone Loves a Dick - Written by capnasty

Dick Eiden writes: Please, Leandro, spare us your stupid and insulting quotes. Who the hell is E. Hubbard, anyway -- one of L. Ron's offspring? That would make sense, because rip-off artists loveCapitalism!

Top 10 Reasons Men Are Scum - Written by Samantha

I wrote this list on a day when I was particularly mad with my boyfriend. Originally, it offended him, but eventually most guys I know confessed to the fact that it's all true.

Reasons to look <i>forward</i> to depression - Written by Mascalin

Depression, it's so serious. Damnit, it's just not funny for breakfast anymore I should know. I suffer from the rather annoying problem of having a natural facial expression that looks depressed.

When things are going just <i>too</i> well - Written by IMPROV

Seeing as I have very little time to write an actually article lately, I decided to make a list of things that depress me for this chipper issue.