Good Seats - Written by Jeff Wright

Good seats is one of the few good things I can say about my experience the other night (1:15 a.m. May 19th) watching Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

Editorial - Written by Leo N.

Welcome to Issue 9 of Capital of Nasty. No, we are not dead as itprobably seemed. We were patiently awaiting for an article in regardsto Star Wars, just to keep the entire issued themed, but since itnever made it to our mailbox, it will just go as is.

Looking for Replacements? God in the 21st Century - Written by Roshni Bajaj

Got enough guilt to start my own religion -- Tori Amos, "Crucify" In this piece: Let us start with the basic assumption that majority of the populationbelieves in a God.

Striped stockings saved my life! - Written by Nicci

Striped stockings saved my life! Today, I ran out of gas on the highway. Thank god, I dressed appropriately. Sweater knit tank top, jean shorts,

Die Motherfucker Die! - Written by Pat Adams

With murderous intentions, I think of all the people that have been unkind to me. I think how nice it would be to reward their actions with a living hell.

Higher Education (My Ass) - Written by Lord Lansdowne

It's the end of a semester and exams, final assignments and presentations are due. You've spent the last week revising your project, a project worth more marks than the whole year put together, making sure everything was set correctly, debugged and tested and you are ready to go.