Five months into 1999 and the only resolution you haven't given up on is the one you haven't yet tried. Your June self simply isn't good enough for your January self.
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AUSTIN POWERS 2
THE WRATH OF KHAN!
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I will spare you the 200 page version of this rant and boil it down to the theme: I hated high school. And now I shall cover reason #476 of #78, 303 Reasons Why I Hated School (collect 'em all!
WELCOME TO ISSUE 10. With projects and major assignments finished with school, it is possible to finally concentrate in front of this issue and absorb some more of that healthy radioactive glow that monitors emanate.
Shortly after Grade 6, all the authority figures in my life became obsessed with my future. Gosh, it was awfully nice of them. They worried about it so much that I figured there was plenty to cover everything, so I didn't do a whole lot of worrying myself.
I think it's time the list took on the new Star Wars movie. I bet 4 out of 5 subscribers would count themselves big Star Wars fans and 2/3 of the subscribers have seen The Phantom Menace.